Thanks for visiting The Witty Merchant, the place where outrageous ideas meet outstanding quality.
We're the home website of these four delightfully wonky online merch stores.
Our mission is to get people to laugh a hearty, wholesome laugh and to spread some good cheer to friends and fam.
We also aim to supply you with high-quality products and stellar customer service, which is one of the many reasons we work with Spring...
With their over a million happy customers and their 30-day make-it-right policy, we know that working with them helps us get great quality to you.
What you can expect
As you'll find by exploring our site and stores, we have several hundred items total and dozens of designs and counting, so you'll find no shortage of fun around here.
And as epic as all of that it is, we know there's something even more important than our history of epicness, and that is...
what you get when you order our stuff...
Nope! You won't get a medieval mullet like the old school merchant right here. > > >
> > > That's Gus the Medieval Merchant. He's more retro than our entire Retro Sapiens store put together. If you thought mullets were from the 80s, try the 1180s ... AD :)
you will get...
The beautiful results of high quality prints.
Quality, comfortable materials on clothing, homeware, and accessories.
As mentioned, you'll get Teespring's quality guarantee...
Plus you'll be able to follow up for post-purchase customer service. We aim to make sure you get consistent quality every time you order, and you are welcome to reach out in case you need assistance...
Not to mention, this merch helps you show how witty, clever, intelligent, poised, articulate, literary, humorous, & sophisticated you are :)
If you have any questions, you're welcome to reach out to support@thewittymerchant.com
Until then, feel free to...